Ontdagwikhingigbagspag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy mongoose.

Ontdagwikhingigbagspag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Ontdagwikhingigbagspag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ontdagwikhingigbagspag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ontdagwikhingigbagspag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ontdagwikhingigbagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt badgers.