Yog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered hare.

Yog created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.