Garwontarg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm rat.

Garwontarg created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Garwontarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Garwontarg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Garwontarg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Garwontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.