Tunlambom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing jackal.

Tunlambom created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlambom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunlambom, it will strike you with lightening.

Tunlambom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tunlambom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near doves while wearing orange coats.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.