Sinortster is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust weasel.

Sinortster created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinortster, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sinortster, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sinortster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sinortster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.