Jadmetyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, fast
hydra.
Jadmetyarl created energy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jadmetyarl, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Jadmetyarl, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Jadmetyarl's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Jadmetyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Always wear turquoise.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.
5. Always look after injured bats.