Stragpintit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating mole.

Stragpintit created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Stragpintit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stragpintit, it will come to you in dreams.

Stragpintit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Stragpintit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed bread to grasshopers while wearing trousers.

4. Never hop in the presence of ants.

5. Never paint your face pink.