Stragpintit is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating
mole.
Stragpintit created Mount Everest two million years ago.
If you believe in
Stragpintit, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Stragpintit, it will come to you in dreams.
Stragpintit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Stragpintit's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never feed bread to grasshopers while wearing trousers.
4. Never hop in the presence of ants.
5. Never paint your face pink.