Gilrowkemgud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical newt.

Gilrowkemgud created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilrowkemgud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gilrowkemgud, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gilrowkemgud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gilrowkemgud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Gilrowkemgud loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.
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