Gilpigbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying dove.

Gilpigbap created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilpigbap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gilpigbap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gilpigbap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gilpigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.