Rullgodwandusspigtif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish fox.

Rullgodwandusspigtif created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgodwandusspigtif, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullgodwandusspigtif, he will turn you into a goat.

Rullgodwandusspigtif's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rullgodwandusspigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at moons.