Waprakman is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet
wren.
Waprakman created light eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Waprakman, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Waprakman, she will not care.
Waprakman's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Waprakman's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. You must pray to Waprakman five times a day.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never paint your chest orange.
5. Never eat aubergines.