Fobfligflow is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, capable
mongoose.
Fobfligflow created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobfligflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Fobfligflow, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Fobfligflow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Fobfligflow's Holy Commandments1. Doves are not to be trusted.
2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Fobfligflow on top of important buildings.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Do not dye your hair purple.
5. Never write about cell theory.