Mutbimfembus is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish crab.

Mutbimfembus created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mutbimfembus, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mutbimfembus, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mutbimfembus' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mutbimfembus' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mutbimfembus.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mutbimfembus on top of all buildings.

3. Always wear violet.

4. You must love Mutbimfembus.

5. Always help shrews.