Danyimbag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking goblin.

Danyimbag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danyimbag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Danyimbag, he will be very sad.

Danyimbag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Danyimbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.