Sadlabdon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable hummingbird.

Sadlabdon created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlabdon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadlabdon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sadlabdon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sadlabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sadlabdon.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadlabdon.

3. Sadlabdon loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed lemons to hamsters while wearing orange trousers.
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