Yikfignigbepcipflowartcem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody raven.

Yikfignigbepcipflowartcem created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikfignigbepcipflowartcem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yikfignigbepcipflowartcem, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yikfignigbepcipflowartcem's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yikfignigbepcipflowartcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to tapirs while wearing violet boots.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.