Wikparkmap is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, unfair
warg.
Wikparkmap created snails seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Wikparkmap, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wikparkmap, she will come to you in dreams.
Wikparkmap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Wikparkmap's Holy Commandments1. Never mention nematodes.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never wear brown boots.
4. Feed all hungry pigs.
5. Never eat coconuts.