Wikparkmap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair warg.

Wikparkmap created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wikparkmap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wikparkmap, she will come to you in dreams.

Wikparkmap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wikparkmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear brown boots.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never eat coconuts.