Timrapyat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent toad.

Timrapyat created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timrapyat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timrapyat, he will turn you into a mole.

Timrapyat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Timrapyat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timrapyat.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.