Timrapyat is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent
toad.
Timrapyat created humanity eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Timrapyat, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Timrapyat, he will turn you into a mole.
Timrapyat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Timrapyat's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timrapyat.
2. Never eat parsnips.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.