Haksinpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless badger.

Haksinpog created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haksinpog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Haksinpog, she will try to impress you with trees.

Haksinpog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Haksinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.