Haksinpog is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless
badger.
Haksinpog created water nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Haksinpog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Haksinpog, she will try to impress you with trees.
Haksinpog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Haksinpog's Holy Commandments1. Do not hop in public.
2. Never look at dwarf planets.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.