Tabvabnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty parrot.

Tabvabnurt created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabvabnurt, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tabvabnurt, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tabvabnurt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tabvabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.