Jinfidnil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying wolf.

Jinfidnil created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinfidnil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jinfidnil, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jinfidnil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jinfidnil's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the east.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.
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