Taprillyok is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful frog.

Taprillyok created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taprillyok, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Taprillyok, she will turn you into a mouse.

Taprillyok's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Taprillyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing white dresses.

2. Always obey Taprillyok's priests.

3. Never jump near sheep.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.