Fidlamfot is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, quiet
meerkat.
Fidlamfot created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fidlamfot, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fidlamfot, he will have a low opinion of you.
Fidlamfot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Fidlamfot's Holy Commandments1. Never wear black dresses.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Fidlamfot loves whales, so they must be honoured.
4. Never go into fawn rooms.
5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.