Vilhomtit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy
yak.
Vilhomtit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilhomtit, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Vilhomtit, it will turn you into a worm.
Vilhomtit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Vilhomtit's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vilhomtit on top of all buildings.
2. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing white coats and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.