Vilhomtit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy yak.

Vilhomtit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilhomtit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilhomtit, it will turn you into a worm.

Vilhomtit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vilhomtit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vilhomtit on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing white coats and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.