Veenwatbun Shavmutbim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish yak.

Veenwatbun Shavmutbim created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenwatbun Shavmutbim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veenwatbun Shavmutbim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Veenwatbun Shavmutbim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Veenwatbun Shavmutbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.