Gum is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing zebra.

Gum created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gum, he will turn you into a worm.

Gum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.