Busfat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, quiet faun.

Busfat created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Busfat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Busfat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Busfat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Busfat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.