Sugflatbem is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered
tapir.
Sugflatbem created time and space two years ago.
If you believe in
Sugflatbem, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Sugflatbem, he will think nothing of it.
Sugflatbem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Sugflatbem's Holy Commandments1. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing ear rings.
2. Never write about dark energy.
3. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. You must pray to Sugflatbem three times a day.