Lakgubwod is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured
turtle.
Lakgubwod created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lakgubwod, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Lakgubwod, he will turn you into a goat.
Lakgubwod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Lakgubwod's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dwarf planets.
2. Never think about thermodynamics.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Lakgubwod must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never leap near tortoises.