Yakrillyarpgov is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, emotional crocodile.
Yakrillyarpgov created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Yakrillyarpgov, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Yakrillyarpgov, it will torture you forever.
Yakrillyarpgov's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Yakrillyarpgov's Holy Commandments
1. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.
2. Put Yakrillyarpgov first in all things.
3. Never feed corn to tortoises while wearing yellow stockings.
4. Always wear purple.
5. Never think about gravity.