Litrawbut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, idiotic hedgehog.

Litrawbut created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litrawbut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Litrawbut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Litrawbut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Litrawbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never feed corn to rats while wearing shorts.