Dantunbat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured camel.

Dantunbat created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantunbat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dantunbat, she will make you grow a tail.

Dantunbat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dantunbat's Holy Commandments

1. Dantunbat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.