Wadbonwig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful fox.

Wadbonwig created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbonwig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadbonwig, she will turn you into a mole.

Wadbonwig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wadbonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never leap in the presence of squirrels.