Rigyokqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciful hippopotamus.

Rigyokqueeg created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigyokqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigyokqueeg, it will destroy your home planet.

Rigyokqueeg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rigyokqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head green.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Always stare at clouds.