Likfossdid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish crocodile.

Likfossdid created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfossdid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likfossdid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Likfossdid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Likfossdid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likfossdid.

5. Do not commit murder.