Faslogcar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair crocodile.

Faslogcar created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faslogcar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Faslogcar, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Faslogcar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Faslogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.