Japtabfit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless hamster.

Japtabfit created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japtabfit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Japtabfit, she will turn you into a slug.

Japtabfit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Japtabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.