Baffobdon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic frog.

Baffobdon created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffobdon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Baffobdon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Baffobdon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Baffobdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if three shrews approach from the east.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baffobdon.