Rulltifdad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage swallow.

Rulltifdad created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltifdad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulltifdad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rulltifdad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rulltifdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Rulltifdad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Rulltifdad's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Pray towards the south.