Wiklistbabtarglam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable cow.

Wiklistbabtarglam created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiklistbabtarglam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wiklistbabtarglam, she will think nothing of it.

Wiklistbabtarglam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wiklistbabtarglam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiklistbabtarglam.

3. Always obey Wiklistbabtarglam's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.