Sangandob is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous squirrel.

Sangandob created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sangandob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sangandob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sangandob's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sangandob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sangandob on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never talk about dark matter near mice while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.