Stipladarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, weak crane.

Stipladarp created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipladarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipladarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Stipladarp's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stipladarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stipladarp.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.