Baftiklarn Artjigaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest clam.

Baftiklarn Artjigaf created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Baftiklarn Artjigaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Baftiklarn Artjigaf, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Baftiklarn Artjigaf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Baftiklarn Artjigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Baftiklarn Artjigaf on top of all buildings.