Getmantipduss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent spider.

Getmantipduss created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Getmantipduss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getmantipduss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Getmantipduss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Getmantipduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always obey Getmantipduss' priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.
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