Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing crane.

Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weehadsag Hannurdob Cibnelllogkad.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.