Tamtagpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust otter.

Tamtagpin created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtagpin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tamtagpin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tamtagpin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tamtagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never jump near frogs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.