Donsagfab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome bee.

Donsagfab created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donsagfab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Donsagfab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Donsagfab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Donsagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing pink skirts.

5. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the north.