Bennancudstig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing frog.

Bennancudstig created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bennancudstig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bennancudstig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bennancudstig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bennancudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.