Hadmanbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, vain duck.

Hadmanbun created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadmanbun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hadmanbun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hadmanbun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hadmanbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing turquoise kilts.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Learn three new languages a year.