Ranfotfit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient dragon.

Ranfotfit created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranfotfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranfotfit, she will turn you into a goat.

Ranfotfit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ranfotfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing fawn stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near goats while wearing gray boots.

5. Ranfotfit loves badgers, so they must be honoured.